Talia Argondezzi teaches English and writing at Ursinus College. Her humor writing has appeared in McSweeney’s, The New Yorker Daily Shouts, The Belladonna, Points in Case, Slackjaw, Frazzled, The Weekly Humorist, and elsewhere. She lives in Phoenixville, Pennsylvania, with two kids, two cats, one husband, and about a dozen houseplants that are mostly sort of alive.